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Felonization of America
Since when did taking $15 worth of produce from a garbage can become a felony. Two members of the Rainbow Family were given 6 months in jail for stealing food from a dumpster behind a grocery store....
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World’s Smallest Violin
Warren Messner and three other teens were convicted for beating Michael Roberts, a homeless man, to death. Messner was sentenced to 22 years in prison without the possibility of parole for jumping up...
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Don’t fuck with Americans
Statistics show that generally speaking you are better off resisting an attack than succumbing to it. Sure, a mugger may just take your wallet and leave. Or he may shoot you in the back of the head to...
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That’s right, I said it
I bet it was her time of the month: A woman who told authorities she was fed up with tailgaters pulled out a gun and shot at the tires of a pickup that got too close, police said. Officials believe the...
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Poster Child for Tort Reform
What happens when you give inmates free access to the legal system? You get stupid shit like this: Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in...
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Keelhaul the Scurvy Dogs
So a pair of maggot infested Australian hippies attacked a Japanese research vessel they claim was illegally killing whales. Australian citizen Benjamin Potts and British citizen Giles Lane, both...
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Never Stand Between Clearwater’s Finest and his Lunch
An elderly grandmother in Clearwater Florida ordered her McDonalds fries without salt. Naturally this means cooking a whole new batch of fries and can take some time. Since she was in the drive thru,...
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Why not hang a ‘No Bank Robberies’ sign
Say Uncle notes that banks are once again asking bank robbers to remove their hats and sunglasses before robbing the bank. Responding to a more than one-third hike in bank robbery, the Florida Bankers...
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Armed felons working security?
I question the accuracy of this report from the Washington Post, which claims that an armed felon was riding in the elevator with Obama. (Though the claim comes from a politician not the report...
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